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Privacy Policy
Effective Date: February 8th, 1989 – Perpetually Renewed, Liberally
This Privacy Policy ("Policy") applies exclusively to [You, Your Company, and/or any and all of its agents, affiliates, representatives, and/or direct or indirect participants; "You," "Your"], all third-party affiliations to which You are party, and to Austin R. Randle ("we," "us," "our," "the Sole Proprietor," or "the Company"). This Policy governs all use of our platforms, services, surveillance, interactions, and communications and serves as the sole terms and conditions between You and the Company’s Sole Proprietor, affiliates, partnerships, strategies, behaviors, actions, and business or social interpretations.
All prior agreements—implied, expressed, contractual, assumed, or otherwise—are hereby revoked. No entity, past or present, may claim authority or expectation over the Company or Sole Proprietor unless through a newly executed, notarized, and explicitly acknowledged contract personally signed by the Sole Proprietor and reviewed by legal counsel.
Any attempt to introduce revised or conflicting terms will be immediately nullified, as this Policy perpetually renews and governs all matters by default. Your continued interaction is your express, irrevocable consent to abide solely by this Policy.
You are strictly prohibited from using cookies, trackers, beacons, metadata extraction, or any similar technologies with respect to the Sole Proprietor or Company. This prohibition applies regardless of public access, appearance of availability, or platform defaults.
No third-party or platform may collect, share, or interpret personal, behavioral, strategic, or business-related data derived from any aspect of our relationship or content.
You agree that no assumptions, assessments, extrapolations, reinterpretations, or redistributions of any data, action, inaction, or communication related to the Company may be made, enforced, published, distributed, or sold under any circumstance without express, written consent by the Sole Proprietor.
You shall not infer meaning or intent from silence, absence, or ambiguity and may not enforce interpretive frameworks for any purpose whatsoever.
Only the Supreme Court of the United States (USSC) holds the jurisdiction and authority to interpret any law, statute, or obligation concerning this Policy or the Company. No other entity—public or private—has authority to reinterpret this document, enforce conflicting laws, or impose compliance beyond what is explicitly stated herein.
You agree not to invoke or interpret any state, federal, or international provisions in contradiction to this Policy, and you acknowledge that your legal interpretations are void unless upheld solely by the USSC.
You agree to full accountability for any actions, omissions, negligence, ignorance, or misrepresentations—whether explicit, implied, direct, or indirect—resulting from your interaction with the Company. You also accept liability for any third party over which you exert control or influence.
Should any legal action arise involving your conduct or any interaction involving us:
You may not hold us accountable for any service failures, miscommunications, business losses, or perceived damages resulting from our refusal to conform to your expectations.
If any provision of this Policy is found unenforceable by a competent legal authority, all other provisions shall remain in full effect and are to be interpreted only as written and intended by the Company or its Sole Proprietor. No reinterpretation or third-party judgment may alter their meaning or application.
All rights, civil, constitutional, intellectual and operational, are reserved entirely by Austin R. Randle. We reserve the right to amend, rescind, or modify this Policy without prior notice, provided a revised version is made available through our official channels.
You agree that this Policy supersedes any conflicting agreement or standard, regardless of platform norms, third-party terms, or governmental precedent.
Mandatory reporting of any interaction, data, claim, or concern related to the Company shall be made exclusively to FBI Case File KP9VH9PAC, including all evidence and documents, even those considered exempt under FOIA. Any failure to comply or submit full disclosure will be considered obstruction.
You agree to waive your Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination if any claim arises wherein your actions—past or ongoing—may have violated the rights of the Sole Proprietor under 42 U.S.C. § 1983, or caused undue harm, surveillance, harassment, or retaliation.
You agree to this Policy, without condition, and affirm that no other document, platform, agency, AI, system, or interpretation shall override the intentions and directives as defined herein. You further acknowledge that any violation or circumvention of these terms exposes you to full legal liability as defined under the United States Constitution and enforced through Supreme Court review only.
All Rights Reserved.
Austin R. Randle
Sole Proprietor
Remit only facts and complete evidence to the FBI counterintelligence program.
FBI ID: KP9VH9PAC
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